It's Okay, I'm Still Alive

Oh where, oh where has TinyElvis been?

I apologize to those of you whose lives have been seriously inconvenienced by my absence. For my Christmas vacation, I journeyed back to my homeland to make merry with family and friends. Now that I am back in sunny southern California, I will try to resume my regular blogging schedule because what's a day without a little sunshine from TinyE?

In the meanwhile, please enjoy this collage of hot ass courtesy of TinyE and the future Mrs TinyE.

Dig it!

Holocaust Deniers

If we have any spare bombs, can we drop a couple on this place and rid the world of 67 fools?

Holocaust Conference

Keep in mind that this was sponsored Iran's President Ahmadinejad. The same guy with whom the UN believes we should enter into talks.

Singing For Your Supper

Some sing sing for their supper, others rap to pay littering fines.

In Tempe Arizona, a police officer had two black men rap to avoid a ticket for littering. Unfortunately, this has outraged the NAALCP and, of course, the city has issued an apology.

Rap Away That Ticket, Yo!

Even though the two men in question were laughing afterwards, so feared is the wrath of the NAALCP that the city still apologized, begged for mercy and promised to expand their diversity training program.

Earlier this year I was issued a speeding ticket. I wear western shirts and have big sideburns. Personally, I would have loved for the officer to have noticed this and asked me to sing a country song instead of paying the $250 ticket and spending a Saturday at traffic school.