"Hello, customer service? I'd like to return my penis.."

Well, the world's first penis transplant was reversed due to the psychological problems it caused the recipient and his wife.

Penis Transplant Reversed

"There had been no signs of the 10-centimetre (4-inch) organ being rejected by the recipient's body."

Four inches!? He goes to all the trouble to get a transplant and they only give him a four-incher? What will we find out next.. that they give him the wrong color too?

Personally, I think he brought it back to the hospital for an upgrade.