And the Fat Get Fatter..

Cigarettes are bad for you.

Coffee is bad for you.

Alcohol is bad for you.

But wait! The sugary goodness known as soda is in no way addictive and the idea that it in any way contributes to obesity is completely laughable according to Richard Adamson, a senior science consultant to the American Beverage Association.

"I think that's laughable.. lack of exercise and poor eating habits are far bigger contributors to America's weight woes."

What's laugable is the fact that this boob does not consider the consumption of sugar-laden, calorie-heavy soft drinks as part of a poor diet.