Roasted Penis
Not officially roasted, but it sounded like a good title.
Nuke it!
It's almost like the beginning of a joke:
"A man walks into a convenience store carrying a penis in a paper towel..."
I love this quote:
"It's just the nature of the beast."
What is? A penis getting microwaved in this town? Or, was he referring to the penis itself as the "beast"?
The story did state that it came "tumbling" out of the microwave when the door was opened. That does sound rather beast-like. If the penis wasn't the beast, how could it have possibly tumbled? I've heard of tumbling tumbleweeds, but never a tumbling penis. Oh well...
Nature calls. I've gotta take the "beast" to the restroom. Have a pleasant Friday.
posted by TinyElvis @ 11:49 AM
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The story behind the story. . .
http://www.southflorida.com/news/sns-ap-fake-penis-scare,0,722145.story?track=rss
Not sure if they should discard the microwave, as the story suggests that the owners plan to do in the story that anon posted in his or her reply.
That microwave is a cash cow! They could probably sell it on eBay for quite a price, or use it as gimmick to get people in.
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