Random Insanity..

Ahhh.. the human race. The societal debris that roams our city streets (and occasionally vote) are an endless supply of entertainment for budget-minded citizens.

When Jaclyn was in college, she worked at Stater Brothers (it's a grocery store). She was once asked: "Why don't you have any potoatoes that aren't dirty?".

Saturday night, there was a wreck on the PCH. The police blocked off northbound lanes and diverted us into the neighboring community. I heard some dumb ass girl yell out to the cop: "Why in the world would you put a roadblock on PCH on a Saturday night?".

The other day, I was leaving the gym and overheard a white-trash woman on her cell phone in the parking lot: "NO, I AM NOT A SUCKER! I AM JUST LETTING HIM STAY WITH ME UNTIL HE GETS A JOB!".

A drunkard white couple live next door to me. My neighbor across the courtyard is an Indian (eastern). Once, his grandchildren were playing in the swimming pool. The she-drunkard yelled from her patio: "Hey! No niggers are allowed in the pool!".

Have you ever heard Robert Byrd (D - West VA) speak? He once uttered on Fox News with Tony Snow: "There are white niggers. I've seen a lot of white niggers in my time. I'm going to use that word. We just need to work together to make our country a better country, and I'd just as soon quit talking about it so much." I bet you never heard that one, huh? Psssst.. he's a Democrat. It's ok. Besides, he doesn't want his money back.. he wants his money's worth!