Random Thoughts

Why do people think it's ok to pile junk at the end of their driveway and put up a sign that says "FREE". I don't want your junk. I don't want to look at your junk. Stop being lazy and throw the shit away.

According to 'science' if I compile a list of C++ keywords and write a program that randomly puts them together, in a few billion years (give or take a few eons) I will have developed the most sophisticated computer program ever imagined. Of course, I would have to press the 'run' button. Would that make me the Creator?

I recently purchased two pairs of jeans (different brands). Both have the same waist size (32) but when I hold them up next to each other, one waist is clearly larger than the other. Which one is actually 32?

Why do I wear a medium in some shirts and a large in other shirts? Can we not have an agreed upon standard for shirt dimensions?