Things Overheard

Tonight was a night of excitement at my favorite grocery store Trader Joe's. It seemed that everyone was on the phone and talking quite loudly to whomever was on the other end. In particular, there was this extremely loud and overweight woman who seemed like she would be more suited to a double-wide in Horn Lake Mississippi than a trendy grocery store in "The OC".

As she roamed from aisle to aisle, she made sure that anyone in her (rather large) vicinity knew that she was in "this stupid store" looking for a "stupid can of soup". And to top it off, she "even has a bladder infection" (she repeated this same speech 3 times in a row).

I suppose it's a good thing I left before she began pawing at her yeast infection and dipping her gout foot in the frozen vegetables.