The tracheotomy

I see that God himself had a tracheotomy yesterday.

Well, at least that is how the Catholics act. I do not understand the worship of another human being whether it's a celebrity, politician or in this case, a religious figure (the Pope). I have always perceived the Roman Catholic Church to be a bit of a cult (maybe that is just my Protestant 'elitism'). Of course, they try to pass themselves off as the "one true church". If I have my Biblical history correct, it was the Romans who crucified Jesus (along with countless other "troublemakers"). But somewhere along the way, the Romans "got religions" and became the standard-bearer for the Christianity.

When I see tens of thousands flock to the Vatican or watch that old man parade around in that white car, I cannot help but think that the Roman Empire is alive and kicking. In fact, I've heard television evangelist types call the Pope, the "holiest man alive". Wow! What a big head he must have. Maybe we should all pitch in buy the pontif a one-size-too-small t-shirt that says "#1 Christian" (not unlike Morty Seinfeld's "#1 Dad" shirt). Can you imagine the Pope ripping off his long, flowing robes to reveal his "#1 Christian" status? Now, THAT is something worth flocking to the Vatican for.

I once heard Bill O'Reily (a supposed devout Catholic) contend that the Old Testament was "allegory". How can you be a Christian if you think the scriptures that predict the coming of the Messiah (the same scriptures that Jesus so frequently quoted) are simply fictional stories?

In my opinion, the Catholics are misguided and do nothing to bring people to Christ.

Am I a Christian? Definitely. Do I think the Roman Catholic Church is nuts? Absolutley.